This is Phil, he is a Mini Minotaur. I picked him up as a baby, on one of my Bigfoot (Yeti) expeditions to Belgium. More well known for its waffles, it is my goal to makeBelgium the Sasquatch capital of the world. Anyway I digress, not have found the proof of a large bi-pedal hominid, I picked up Phil to ease my pain. You can really find anything on the black market, except Yeti's. So I brought him home and built a little labyrinth for him to live in. At the center of this maze I placed my most valuable possession, Reese's peanut butter cups. Ask my wife I really do treasure them, and now I have a little monster to guard them for me. That is if I remember to feed him other wise he'll eat all of my Reese's.
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