So it has been a little while. I've been dealing with baby's, holiday travel, artist block, ninja clans, you know how it is. Finally here it is my final nightmare, THE SPEE, or spidee, or beeder, or bider, I haven't settled on a name yet. This is an actual nightmare I had last night, and it was kinda scary. I was on a train, you know one of those old fashioned passenger trains. A giant Amazon spider, against all odds, mated with a Queen killer bee. With the stinging power of the killer bee, and the deadly bite of a really deadly spider, this was not an insect to be trifled with. So there I was, surrounded by this swarm of Spee's. They had killed all the other passengers, I was the lone survivor facing this awful threat to man kind. What was I to do, jump to safety? No, We were travailing over a bridge, a very, very long bridge, and a jump from that height would be certain death. Besides if I jumped the Spee's would be free to wreak havoc over the entire globe, no, I could never let this happen. My only choice was to blow up the train along with this monstrous infestation. I most likely would not survive this heroic en devour, but this was my defining moment, sacrificing myself for the greater good. While the world went along in safety, not not knowing the valiant deed that was done. I fought my way though sting, after sting, bite, after bite. Poison, seeping through my veins I finally reached my destination. With the last bit of energy I can muster, and with the weight of the hord on top of me I reach for the plunger connected to TNT strategically placed along the train for maximum destructivity. My hand moves closer to our salvation , closer, close, and then... I wake up.
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