Monkeys, why is it always monkeys. Is it because they are the closest creatures to ourselves, so we always put them in the position of avoiding evil. I do not agree with this at all, monkeys are the root of all evil, in fact I am pretty sure they are the only animal other than humans to have broken all ten commandments. So I propose a new mascot for the see no evil hear no evil and speak no evil statues, Sloths. I know what you are thinking, sloth that is one of the seven deadly sins, but I think they got a bad rap for that. I mean they didn't name themselves did they? I think that sloths are one of the only creatures to not have sinned, I mean it is really hard to commit a sin while hanging upside down. Have you tried it? Really the whole time you are upside down you are thinking to yourself "I hope I don't fall on my head". So in conclusion sloths should be the avoiding evil representatives we look to for guidance.
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